Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just had sex bonerless
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Randomize