I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
no, he came in my armpit
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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