You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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