If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
wow bdsm is so cute
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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