Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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