So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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