I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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