Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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