She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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