It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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