Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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