would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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