too bad you live with your parents still
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
