Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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