birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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