So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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