WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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