Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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