She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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