There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
