I didn't shave. On purpose
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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