Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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