i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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