remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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