Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize