does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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