I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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