I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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