what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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