there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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