Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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