I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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