sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I need water and some morals
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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