no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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