Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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