i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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