My nipple is on Facebook.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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