He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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