Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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