Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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