She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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