do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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