well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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