i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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