i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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