Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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