Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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