i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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