just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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