if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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