Dual....:-)
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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