There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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