I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
