her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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