No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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