So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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