You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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